Andre Bauer

Really? Mark Sanford is the lesser of two evils? FMFL South Carolina

Lil Gary C-Man

You should have let that fan take your picture instead of running him over. The picture he would've taken surely would look better than this mug shot. FMFL Gary Coleman....again

Don't worry baby, Elin will never find out that I'm having sex with you, your friend, those porn stars, or Jessica Simpson. Family comes first and so does Tiger...if you know what I'm sayin. FMFL Tiger Woods

What are you talking about "drug overdose"....I don't even inject drugs straight into my nose. FMFL Brittany Murphy

Senator John Ensign affair

Michael Vick is Free!

You know what big hands mean don't ya kids?

FMFL Mickey Mouse