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It's too simple to sum up. FMFL is your favorite celebrities' innermost angst coming out in public.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Marley
Today I was in contention to win over a million dollars in a golf tournament and my twin brother, Marley, tricked me into letting him play in my place. He still thinks his 15 handicap means he shot 6 under par. FMFL. Charley Hoffman.
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